Joe, my
Grandfather, was a laborer. He lived at 48 Bacchus Road, Winson Green. He liked
to drink beer. He was an imposing five foot eight man when sober, who became
somewhat smaller when inebriated. At weekends he wore his dark blue serge suit,
with matching waistcoat, and a hunter fob watch stuffed into the slit of his
waistcoat. Medallions from darts and domino clubs dangled from his gold watch
chain. On
one end of his body, shiny black boots with pointed toes were fitted. The other end of
his body was adorned with a carefully brushed black bowler hat, perched
squarely on his severely cropped white head; if he was sober.
At work or at play, he carried a walking stick, even
before he needed it to walk with, he carried it. When he had the money, usually
on payday, he would smoke a pipe. He would cut shreds from a hard black plug of
tobacco called 'twist' with a brown handled pocket knife, and stuff them into a
curly burnt brown pipe. Ignition rarely happened in my presence, for as soon as
he had applied a match, selected from a large box of Swan Vestas, he would poke
a gnarled finger into the bowl of the pipe, and kill the flame. This was a
procedure that never failed to interest me as a young boy. If by some strange
stroke of fate he succeeded in lighting his coronary instrument, his large
white head quickly became enveloped in a blue haze of smoke, as he eagerly
puffed away. Gran and I tacitly agreed
that this was better than looking at him.
I spent a lot of time with Gran, so I learned at an
early age that Joe had no consideration for Gran whatsoever. He ignored the
fact that every day in Gran’s life was a working day. He had a foundry job to
justify his existence, but I never saw him turn the
mangle in the brew house or help Gran in any other way. Each day of Gran’s life
was defined by chores – washing, ironing, baking, cooking (which was different
to baking) and cleaning. Gran wore a particular black dress for wash day, and a
hessian sack tied around it, for greater protection.
On cleaning day we Zebo’d the black grate to a dull
shine, and we polished the copper kettles until they reflected gremlin-like
images of ourselves. We scrubbed the top of the kitchen table, using smelly
yellow soap and a tired, almost hairless scrubbing brush. Then we washed the
table down and mopped up with an old mutton cloth. The
slops on the floor were also wiped up.
We dusted and tidied up the rooms, except for the sacred 'front room'
which was only used at Christmas and funerals.
Then as though by a pre-arranged signal, Joe would burst through the
door, flop into his chair in his dirty foundry clothes and instantly destroy
our work. And if he had run out of
‘twist’, he’d send Gran to the shop to get some – but not the shop right across
the road, the other one, several streets away, where ‘twist’ was 2 pence
cheaper.
They didn't speak much, my grandparents; one might
wonder how they ever got round to making five children, six if you count the
one that died. But maybe talking wasn’t
important for that.
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